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Fulham – Spurs Preview: What ‘Arry’s Backroom Staff Is Missing

‘Arry might already have the world’s largest backroom staff, but at the moment the most useful person to have snuggled up between Joe Jordan Kevin Bond might be Florence Nightingale. Instead, we appear to have hired Darren Anderton’s personal physician. Lennon, Bentley, Hudd and even the Lord of all things Sideways and Backwards are each out injured, meaning it will be the bare bones in lilywhite across the midfield today.

Our Makeshift Midfield – Actually Quite Tasty

However, as bare bones go, a midfield of Bale-Palacios-Modric-Kranjcar is still pretty blinking impressive. BAE should move seamlessly back into the team at left-back, meaning Gareth Bale will be shunted forward to left midfield. The handsome young Welshman is certainly capable of playing the more attacking role, but part of the reason for his success as attacking full-back has been that the midfielder ahead of him has cut inside giving him a passage down which to overlap from deep. It will be a slightly different role today, but he still seems a good bet to cause mischief.

Modders will therefore presumably take the central midfield berth, with Sergeant Wilson playing the role of his big burly minder, which would leave Kranjcar, fresh from wonder-goal exploits with Croatia, as right winger. It all sounds quite marvellous actually – pace, trickery and silky-smooth passing all served up on a bed of Honduran snarl – but the crucially sobering proviso is that one more injury and we’re quite possibly doomed.

Not just tomorrow either – the return dates for Messrs Hudd, Bentley, Lennon et al are several weeks off, so if our top-four Premiership push is not also to be derailed the four who start across the midfield today will need to be carefully encased in cotton wool and that bubble-wrap stuff the minute the final whistle sounds. And if that sounds dramatic have a perusal of our subs’ bench this afternoon, likely to feature the likes of Dervite, Rose, Livermore and Townsend. All enthusiastic young bucks I’m sure, but probably not the chaps upon whom we want to pin our top-four hopes.

Peter Crouch, International Superstar

In typically restrained fashion various tabloids have been heralding Crouch as the saviour of England’s World Cup campaign. All well and good but his niche at the Lane is as Plan B. Natterings in certain quarters yesterday suggested that Defoe might have tweaked something in the line of international duty, but only such an injury ought to split up the Defoe-Pav partnership. Much more of the Russian’s net-bulging antics and plans might have to be made to iron his 12 letters across the back of next season’s lilywhite shirt. For the time-being however he is one of the in-form strikers in the country, and a good bet for a goal at some point today. It might not be the world’s most complete striking partnership, but Defoe and Pav are two of the best goalscorers around at the moment.

Fulham, particularly on their own patch, are a tough bunch of nuts to crack, but even with injuries we ought to be able to grab at least a draw from this (and I certainly fancy our chances in a replay against this lot at the Lane).

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5 replies on “Fulham – Spurs Preview: What ‘Arry’s Backroom Staff Is Missing”

Agree our midfield does look rather spiffing but Big Wilson is one card away from suspension.

I think we are all aware it’s not going to take him long to get his next yellow but I can’t think of when the best time would be.

If he gets it early we early we could be missing him for the likes of Citeh and Stoke when his hurly burly is most needed. If he manages to prevent the enivitable for a little longer he would be out for a couple of games in April but we may have one of our injured midfielders back.

It’s quite the conundrum.

Gareth Bale is a full-back, who has payeed so brilliantly recently as a full-back, linking up excitingly with Modric on the left-wing. If ‘Arry decides to play Bale on the wing I won’t actually have a problem with it, but why are so many Spurs fans determined to see this partnership broken up and these two fantastic players played out of position? There are alternatives – have you considered them. For instance, BAE can play in the right full-back slot and Corluka move forward to central midfield where he reportedly played with some disticntion for Citeh. The only way I can see Moric playing in central midfield without that centre being overrun is as part of a 4-5-1, and Bale may not be anywhere near as effectiveas you imagine he would be on the wing, without someone playing ahead of him to drag the opposition around.
BAE can also play in midfield, and then there is Gudjohnsen – that might be the simlpest option of all.
A midfield of:
Krankjar Gudjohnsen Wilson Modric

looks pretty decent to me, with less disruption and less chance of being overrun.
With Bale in an advanced position, and only two centre-halves, one injury is pretty much gonna put a very big spanner in the works. Corluka can play in cental defence, but if BAE is committed to the right, there will no cover what so ever.
Perhaps you should consider these things, rather than pursuing a personal dream of seeing Bale play on the wing “cos he is good going forward”.


Gomes, charlie, daws, the bass in ur face and bale. krank wilson gudjohnsen and luka. crouch an pav. bring it on, coys

Bad luck with the injuries of course but with luck maybe we can hang in there now and can field our first choice next month when the big games come thick and fast.
btw I am quite relieved that JJ is *not* available for this game – Murphy took him to the cleaners in the boxing day game at the cottage.

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