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Stoke – Spurs Preview: There’s A Storm Coming

Boy: Viene la tormenta
Sarah Connor: What did he just say?
Attendant: He said there’s a storm coming.
Sarah Connor: I know.

 

She wasn’t wrong either. There’s a storm coming alright – no less than L’Arse, Chelski and Man Utd, as well as Man City away in the final week of the season. Our heroes won’t quite have to go galloping around town on the run from an indestructible shape-changing policeman with ruddy great big knives for hands, but the task awaiting them next month is still mighty daunting. Even the greatest optimists amongst us might concede that a point or two could be dropped in that run-in. (The upbeat AANP projection is that we’ll actually take seven points from those four games – but that’s a story for another day).So if there is a time to be amassing points, it is the next eight days or so: up at Stoke tomorrow, and at home to Pompey a week hence. We have taken nine points from our last nine, and could feasibly extend this to 15 from 15, which would amount to jolly handy preparation for the forthcoming tormenta. First things first however, and Stoke away will be testing– we imploded there last year (two red cards and a near-death experience for Corluka) and were frustratingly snuffed out by them at the Lane earlier in the season, when they stuck every man and his dog behind the ball, launched a few long throws and mugged us in the final few minutes. However, where there is Bale there is hope…

Defoe Crocked

Well the good news is that nobody in the treatment room will be feeling lonely. Lennon, Ledley, Bentley, Jenas, Woodgate, Cudicini and Hudd have some new company, as Defoe has pulled a muscle, while the boy Rose and Kyle Walker also amongst the walking-wounded. Crouch will presumably line up alongside Pav, while Gudjohnsen will be on high alert and we might even resort to dragging back Keane, kicking and screaming – and pointing – from his latest boyhood idols.

All a bit threadbare then, although our starting eleven still looks strong enough. However, one more sprained ankle or chipped fingernail and we will be turning to Younes Kaboul to carry the midfield through the final few crunch games of the season.

Hudd Contracted

He may not be available tomorrow, but Hudd has been in the news this week, having inked a brand spanking new deal to keep him at the club for a few more years, the lucky devil. Footballers’ contracts do not seem to be worth much these days, and if (hypothetically) Man Utd came sniffing in a year or two it seems a mite unlikely that the big man would resolutely refuse to listen to their overtures, and insist that he honour the remaining few years of his deal at the Lane. Still, even as a fully-qualified cynic I can appreciate that a new contract represents a more positive scrap of paper than a transfer request.

Other tittle-tattle suggests that that Sandro lad is on his way in, while Adel Taraabt may well have talked his way out. In a couple of months, these and other more pressing concerns will have been concluded. ‘Arry reckons another 16 points will do the trick this season. I cannot be bothered to check the veracity of this claim, but given his “Two-points-eight-games” mantra I will assume he knows his numbers. A point tomorrow would not be bad, but if we want to make the Champions League we ought to target three.

 

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6 Responses

  1. DAVSPURS Says:

    I have predicted our last to games and i will tell you the score 3-1 and big Crouch will more than fill Defoes boots in the next few games and cement is place on Capellows plane . This would be my team against Pullis energized Stoke Launchers. Gomes Corluka Bassong Dawson Ekotto Kranjcar Kaboul Moderic Bale Crouch Pavlyuchenko subs Palacios Kane Gudjohnson Fredericks Townsend Dervitte Alnwick. We cant risk Palacios with the Fulham game and Kaboul will give us mor height for bales long throws .

  2. limassolspur Says:

    can we bring back Keane now? that would be a boost i think

  3. mark Says:

    davspurs you have obviously not beebn watching younes kaboul in midfield, he is pants in that role,i know why you said that but if palacios gets a a booking then so be it, we should still be strong enough with the players coming back to fitness very soon, if we lose palacios i would rather put king in a holding role and play more attacking players around him (modric,bale, kranjcar), i know leds is injured at present but should be back soon………

  4. T.R. Says:

    wheres keane now when we need him, scoring goals for fun in scotland. Thanks Harry you muppet

  5. Ted Says:

    Well done T.R. Spam fan ?

    BTW Spurs won today and are in fourth place and the QF of the cup too 🙂

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